This is translated from a little piece written by Najah Boukai on Facebook

The conspiracy is now revealed and more details are surfacing. Several terrorists were arrested including Iraqi women snipers who were targetting civilians; as well as Lebanese, Jordanian, and Palestinian elements.

Some Algerians, Egyptians, and Americans were also involved; and so were Zulu, Masai, Hutu, and Australian Aboriginals.

Also among the criminal gangs planning to sow mischief were Vikings, Maya, Chinese acrobats, Metallica, the entire Pakistani hockey team, some jelly fish, famous Colombian-Lebanese singer Shakira, and Dutch ex-footballer Johan Cruyff.

Importantly, Kermit the Frog was caught communicating with the Cookie Monster on Facebook, in particular passing photos and videos of dubious origin to be used for imperialistic propaganda.